Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Captain America is DEAD! It Can't Be True!


In case you may not have heard... Captain America is DEAD! Captain America was shot in the shoulder and stomach by a sniper while standing on courthouse steps, awaiting trial for failing to register as a super hero, in the last episode of "Civil War". The assassin is intelligence agent Sharon Carter, Captain America's lover. She was apparently under the control of supervillain Dr. Faustus. Fuck, what do we do know? The world can't wait until they bring him back, which will most likely happen in about a year. What is Marvel thinking?! I made my D block class have a moment of silence for our fallen hero. It lasted a good 10 seconds before someone said something along the lines of "who's Captain America?"
You will be missed friend.

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